“It takes time to learn how to be alone without being lonely but once you do, it’s called freedom.”
Category Archives: text
#nature
“Just saw a pigeon eating last night’s vomit.”
#time
“forgiveness of time.”
“Who do you think you are?”
“Someone who doesn’t ask that question.”
#butter
“I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?”
#cosmos
#seize
“I think I’ve seized the wrong day.”
#tooth
“hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?” #tfln
#thestones
“When all else fails, listen to The Stones.”
#if
If you’re going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
#yoda
Quote
Say it like Yoda: Bad morning, it is not.
#otherhalf
Maybe your other half is not the one you love. Maybe it is you in another time yet in the same space.
#question
– Are you in love?
– No i’m in the kitchen
#text
“Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?” #tfln
WALK OF SHAMES 