And for a second
the stupidest part of me
thought you felt the same.
You can tell a lot about a person by how they are.
Eagles will unite like this in mid-air as a way to gauge their potential mates. Yep.
I want to come across someone with a list in their head that is nothing like the person I am, and I want to show them what they didn’t even know they were looking for. People who think they know what they want are fooling themselves. Nobody really knows what they want.
“It takes a certain kind of person to see a penis in a ray of sunlight.”
Neuroplasticity is the ability of the brain to continuously change over the course of one’s lifetime.
“We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I’d call that friendship.” #tfln
Consciously crafted lingerie and swimwear.
It’s 6 am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn’t have shoes on and I’m covered in maple syrup.
VIDEO: #Halloween #2022
“Once in awhile you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.”
VIDEO: #2020 Welcome
VIDEO: #Welcome #2019
“There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S, but from the entire world, is the idea of ever being embarrassed by anything.” #franlebowitz
“Sara Jane is wearing @lafilledoboutique Whities. You might not be aware of this but they are everywhere secretly supporting the women you are having meetings with or casually bumping into at a festival. Beware of these women. They know their bodies and their worth and we all know what someone can do when in control of the energy they hold inside.” @walkofshameshop
“Nothing to see here.”
“If the Angel comes, it will be because you have convinced her, not by tears, but by your humble resolve to always be a beginner.” @walkofshames #rainermariarilke @nataliabmt #walkofshames
“You were never my boyfriend.”
“It’s hard to impose a bedtime on yourself.” #zanetanicevicz
“Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year – looks like I’m in store for a wild December.” @walkofshames @q.r.i.s.t.i.n.e
The 3rd Annual Walk of Shame Halloween Mashup 2017 @walksofshame Remix The XX “On Hold” #Halloween2016 #Halloween2015
“Will you marry me? lol just asking for a friend.” @walkofshames @dritch
#mta #latepass https://www.instagram.com/p/BawQ8jmllK_/
Splitwise App lets you share expenses. If your night-time activities are disturbing your neighbors, how much extra should you pay in rent (or how much should you spend on a gift to apologize)? The Loud Sex Calculator will help. Different Calculators also available. @walkofshameshop
#uberwalkofshame @walkofshames @yotave #snapchat
“I’ve been wearing this towel for two hours.” @juliaweltchek
“So according to #gameofthrones relationship advice, I need to go after a hot nephew.” https://www.instagram.com/p/BYtyOwcFlXk/
“It‘s never over until one of you dies. I’m still dating all of my exes and I haven’t had sex with half of them in months.” #overheardnewyork @walkofshames @yaonthemoon
“In spite of you and me and the world going to pieces. I love you.” #GoneWithTheWind @gillpills
“The orgy never happens but is greatly insinuated off camera.” @walkofshames
THE WAY OF THE SEAL Developing the discipline to train hard every day means you become a disciple – not to the training itself, not just to looking good or stroking your ego, but to the higher purpose of developing yourself fully as a human being and as a leader. Training the mind to reject discomfort and embrace the suck. @122hoursoffear
Walk of shame #004 @yotave
@jackritchie.co @rupert_kaldor #35mmfilm
“Sara Jane is wearing lafilledo.com Whities for @monamoore. You might not be aware of this but they are everywhere secretly supporting the women you are having meetings with or casually bumping into at a festival. Beware of these women wearing O. They know their bodies and their worth and we all know what someone can do when in control of the energy they hold inside.” @walkofshameshop @lafilledo_therightthing/
“We’re so committed to not being committed.” @walkofshames
“Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It’s two in the afternoon. He’s not even here.” @onenightstandsleepwear
@hotdudesreading “I’m seriously digging this Bushwick bad boy’s style. Extra points for the bed-head hair that still manages to look flawless and that perfectly worn-in t-shirt that’s begging to be mine. You can bet I’ll be slipping out early tomorrow morning rocking that tee while he’s left wondering how he ended up shirtless and obsessed with a stranger.” @walkofshames
Walk of shame #003 @yotave
“He found out I speak French and has been wanting me to talk to him in French while we’re having sex, but I’m awful at dirty talk so I’ve just been telling him about my favorite Belgian foods.” @walkofshames @ereid3
“The secrets we take to our grave.” @walkofshames