#5times
“We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I’d call that friendship.” #tfln

https://twitter.com/walksofshame/status/1613322812030074881?s=46&t=QPjaH-26AmMe2dn2bKwiKg
“We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I’d call that friendship.” #tfln
https://twitter.com/walksofshame/status/1613322812030074881?s=46&t=QPjaH-26AmMe2dn2bKwiKg
#2023
It’s 6 am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn’t have shoes on and I’m covered in maple syrup.
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