“You were never my boyfriend.”

“It’s hard to impose a bedtime on yourself.” #zanetanicevicz

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“Update: since my period has still yet to start, I now await the arrival of Archangel Gabriel to inform me that I’m going to be the next Virgin Mary.” #merrychristmas

“Secretly hooking up with someone is exhausting.” @q.r.i.s.t.i.n.e

“Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year – looks like I’m in store for a wild December.” @walkofshames @q.r.i.s.t.i.n.e

“It’s not about how much fun you’re having at college, it’s about how much fun you can make other people think you are having at college. “

“Will you marry me? lol just asking for a friend.” @walkofshames @dritch

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#mta #latepass https://www.instagram.com/p/BawQ8jmllK_/

Splitwise App lets you share expenses. If your night-time activities are disturbing your neighbors, how much extra should you pay in rent (or how much should you spend on a gift to apologize)? The Loud Sex Calculator will help. Different Calculators also available. @walkofshameshop

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“I’ve been wearing this towel for two hours.”  @juliaweltchek

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“So according to #gameofthrones relationship advice, I need to go after a hot nephew.”  https://www.instagram.com/p/BYtyOwcFlXk/ 

@walkofshames @rastar119 

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“​It‘s never over until one of you dies. I’m still dating all of my exes and I haven’t had sex with half of them in months.” #overheardnewyork  @walkofshames @yaonthemoon

“Ha made you out of breathe again.” @thelizcarey

“Catch a Pokémon outside our store and get a free vibrator with any purchase. While supplies last.”  #pleasurechest #nyc @hiphopmike

#walkofshames @phiaphotography

 @carpethenight

“Your emotions are in a black box.” @walkofshames @krisssoonik 

“If you do the walk of shame can you pick up some milk and laundry detergent on your way in, please. Thanks.” #Mom #tfln

“Back in Brooklyn. Missed being part of an aggressive for no reason type community.” https://instagram.com/p/BHXbO_IDVOB/

“This is me taking a drunk nap.” @comedianstripper

“I wish you a little corner of my bed in the morning.”  @muhammadesfian

Walk of Shame Winery #homebrew @pmalk812

  
“We make jokes because we are afraid to take anything seriously. Because if we take it seriously they matter.” @walkofshames @kissesandmartini

“Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway.” – John Wayne  @luke_emma__

  
“Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom’s ‘dress up closet?!’ #tfln @imcoolwhatup #walkofshame 

“I get bored of people quick, but I can easily get drawn into you.
Just be genuine with me and see where it goes from there.”
#walkofshames #zoeygrossman @forloveandlemons

End of Summer. @walkofshames  @handsomecitizens  @gutterdust