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“He found out I speak French and has been wanting me to talk to him in French while we’re having sex, but I’m awful at dirty talk so I’ve just been telling him about my favorite Belgian foods.” @walkofshames @ereid3

“The secrets we take to our grave.”  @walkofshames

@knockoutkitchen @walkofshames

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#derbyday

“Ordered food online and under special instructions I put: ‘please draw something uplifting on the container, I just got dumped.’ The results exceeded my expectations.” #imgur

“If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.”  @walkofshames @kvittycat

@imnlalaland

Gandhi: Our greatness is being able to remake ourselves @inkaliston @walkofshames

 #24karat rose gold crosses inset on gloss black premium acetate #sunglasses #church @valleyeyewear @walkofshameshop 

@sicley.cameron

“I would like to be the air that inhabits you for a moment only, I would like to be that unnoticed and that necessary.”  @walkofshames @nimariel @ava.zhu

#ktretter19

“Allowing someone close to you is seriously the bravest thing a humàn can ever do.” @walkofshameshop @thefrilly 

#snowstorm Walkofshames.com

“Google is keeping Google+ around the same way I kept my last relationship going an extra 2 years because I didn’t know how to end it.” #vooza @grantspanier

“Our moods do not believe in each other.” #emerson @walkofshames

“I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.” #Internationalwomensday @fratboy3 

“I heard him ask his Alexa where the G-spot is.” #overheardnewyork @ritschmaria

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@krissybombay

“Few things can be antithetical to sex as thought. Sex is the product of the body. It is unreflective, Dionysiac, and immediate, a release from rational bondage, an ecstatic resolution of physical desire. Next to it, thought appears nothing short of a sickness, a pathological urge to impose order…” On Love Alain de Botton @walkofshames

“I know we’re not, like, together or anything but it just felt weird to just not say anything so I got you this card. It’s not a big deal. It doesn’t really mean anything. There isn’t even a heart on it. So basically it’s a card to saying hi. Forget it.” @walkofshameshop

@martha_druid

@walkofshames @lopi_lopez @albanjimenez

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“You don’t love your crush. It is the evolution fooling you for a better gene mix up and better kind of species.” @walkofshames @jenssmith @lara_gasparotto

@hornyat3am @walkofshames 

“Maybe there’s just something inherently good about genuineness itself.” walkofshames.com @audreyjshae @sadsongsnskinnyjeans

@walkofshames @drumofcoffee

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#underappreciated @walkofshames @rektmag @sarahjolzzz @zach.hagy

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“A gentle reminder.”  @zposternak 

“Forgiveness: the fragrance flowers give when crushed.” #sufi #alannapearl #walkofshame

@irina.punkt

@kvittycat

$275 Handcuff Bracelet 14k gold plated @castofvices “Born from the desire to create artifacts out of our vices.”  @walkofshameshop 

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“He that finds discontentment in one place is not likely to find happiness in another.” #AesopsFable ‘The Ass and His Masters’