Life put them in front of you to see if you were ready to overturn your tendencies toward illusion.”

“Ne cherchez plus mon cœeur; des monstres l’ont mangé.!” “Do not look for my heart any more, the beasts have eaten it. #CharlesBaudelaire

@aftermidnight

“There’s something sensual about taking off your socks.”

“She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush…and that he talked about me…not sure if I should be pissed or excited?”

https://stressed.quest/ #joydivision

“I’m pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation.“

#nickiminaj #spaghetti

“Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport.”

“Blue-footed boobies are aptly named, and males take great pride in their fabulous feet. During mating rituals, male birds show off their feet to prospective mates with a high-stepping strut. The bluer the feet, the more attractive the mate.” @Axaxia88

“I think this ice cream truck is following me.”

“alcohol only makes a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. being drunk changes your behavior not morals.”

@walkofshameshop

“Don’t believe in this stuff

anymore

but I still

knock on wood and

wish on birds

just in case

a little magic

slips through.”

#videobuddah

#stephenwilsonjr

https://youtu.be/oi-sX9b28NA?feature=shared

“As is the case with love affairs, the romance of a vacation dies in logistics.”

https://youtu.be/c9Mrnt_akas?feature=shared

“Maybe optimism is something we have to apply daily, like moisturizer.” #carriebradshaw

“She did not need much, wanted very little. A kind word, sincerity, fresh air, clean water, a garden, kisses, books to read, shelter, a cosy bed, and to love and be loved in return.”

“Faith: not wanting to know what the truth is.” #Nietzsche

“And, after all the dust had settled, America suddenly realized it had been saved by a porn star. “ via @susanwestre #jdemsey

“The 47 bluetooth devices in my bedroom fighting for who gets to mind control me while I sleep.”

“Riding with the top down blasting the Games of Thrones audiobook.”

#RodneyNorman

“okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.”

“honestly, there’s alot of things I’m confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza.”

https://www.theperfectmagazine.com/

“The student with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let us hear both sides.”

April 23 / National Take a Chance Day

“Tree pose, act natural.”

“Let us beware of common sense, sentiment, inspiration, and the obvious.” #Baudelaire

“These cannot be the same men that Dolly begged Jolene not to take.”

Teaching him to be romantic…

“I’m much smarter than my actions would indicate.”

“This is the kind of music that makes any introvert dance.”

“Feelings are not facts. They are malleable, shaped by our individual experiences and biases. Facts are immutable, unaltered by personal views or interpretations.”

“Practical transter of energy without wires has an extraordinary importance for man.” #NikolaTesla

“It’s been a long day without you my friend.“

“I’m very aware of my heart moving the blood inside my body.”  

March 9th / National Get Over it Day

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” Lemony Snicket

“I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver.” #tfln

“I’m not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster?”

“Are you gaslighting for business or pleasure?”

“The autonomous individual who needs no companion or pet, but is strong enough to face life alone without fear or regret. To face the slings and arrows solo is one of the ultimate tests.”

“I’m looking forward to trying not to try to sleep with you.”

“i’m a fool to do your dirty work, oh yeah.” #steelydan

“A Simple body in motion stays in motion while a body at rest stays at rest unless acted upon by an external force. It’s physics.”

   @walkofshames

‘here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life; which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart i carry your heart (i carry it in my heart)’ #eecummings

“Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin Dragon.”

“If you leave before they wake up it never happened.”

“When you go out into the woods and you look at trees, you see all these different trees. And some of them are bent, some are straight, and some of them are evergreens. And you look at the tree and you allow it. You see why it is the way it is. You sort of understand that it didn’t get enough light, and so it turned that way. And you don’t get all emotional about it. You just allow it. You appreciate the tree – just the way they are.” #RichardPowers #TheOverstory