Social Media Thoughts:
- She doesn’t look like that in real life.
- Brunch on a Tuesday? This makes no sense.
- Why do I follow her?
- I get it. You went running today.
- Okay seriously…does anybody else work during the day?
- That seems like a lot of effort.
- Aspen? Wasn’t he in Cabo like last weekend?
- They got a dog?
- Private profile? Are you kidding.
- …did I just request to follow her?
- Unrequest. Unrequest.
- You can tell Kendall isn’t even wearing makeup in this one.
- That crabcake actually looks really good. Where is that restaurant?
- Are you serious?
- I can’t tell if she’s pretty.
- No, she’s like really pretty.
- Guys shouldn’t even have Instagram.
- So you go out to dinner like…every night?
- I could definitely get a dog if I wanted one.
- Maybe I should move to LA.
- That filter makes her look plastic.
“I ❤️U. Please don’t.” @smashleyallnite walkofshames.com
“Vulnerable: susceptible to emotional attack or harm.” @walkofshames
“I dreamed about you, baby. It was just the other night. Most of you was naked, ah, but, some of you was light.” #LeonardCohen @walkofshames
“She wanted him. No matter what his past was, no matter what he had done. Which was not to say that she would ever let him know, but only that he moved her chemically more than anyone she had ever met, that all other men seemed pale beside him.” #fscottfitzgerald @walkofshames @maxaround #walkofshame
“Rapunzel: a fairy tale about a women who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.” #walkofshames @davidbedford @_thewickedpink
“Anyway, since I don’t do drugs anymore, I’m doing this new thing where I’m really honest with people. I love the adrenaline rush.” @overheardnewyork @basicswim
“Opportunity Cost: The loss of other alternatives when one alternative is chosen.” @walkofshames @jess_bishop
Year End Walkofshames.com Part1 “One night stand” #kerihilson #chrisbrown #walkofshame
“I earned this hangover. I’m proud of this hangover. This hangover is my friend.” walkofshames.com @nrs_sarah
“I’ve slept with a moderate amount of women.”
“Come to think of it, I’m not really an ass guy.”
“I make a reasonable middle class salary.”
“I bought my car for its 5 star safety rating.”
“One chain is enough, thanks.”
“Drake got me thinking about my ex and I don’t even have an ex.” #coachellalive walkofshames.com
“There is glitter on my penis. No further questions.” #happyvalentinesday #yikyak
“When you wake up in your best friends brothers bed.”
“Was leaving to the office this morning and my girl woke up, said I looked hot in a suit, then ripped it off and we just had amazing sex.” #walkofshames #yikyak
“I forgot her name so I took her to Starbucks.”
“The 6 basic elements in the universe are the same top 6 basic elements that comprise the human body. Carbon, Hydrogen, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Phosphorus, and Sulfur.” walkofshames.com
‘I hate the term “hooking up.” Like was it a kiss or did you do anal.’ -#yikyak @marcuscooper @marijamichelle
A mermaid found a swimming lad,
Picked him for her own,
Pressed her body to his body,
Laughed; and plunging down
Forgot in cruel happiness
That even lovers drown.