Social Media Thoughts:
- She doesn’t look like that in real life.
- Brunch on a Tuesday? This makes no sense.
- Why do I follow her?
- I get it. You went running today.
- Okay seriously…does anybody else work during the day?
- That seems like a lot of effort.
- Aspen? Wasn’t he in Cabo like last weekend?
- They got a dog?
- Unfollow.
- Private profile? Are you kidding.
- …did I just request to follow her?
- Unrequest. Unrequest.
- You can tell Kendall isn’t even wearing makeup in this one.
- That crabcake actually looks really good. Where is that restaurant?
- Are you serious?
- I can’t tell if she’s pretty.
- No, she’s like really pretty.
- Guys shouldn’t even have Instagram.
- So you go out to dinner like…every night?
- I could definitely get a dog if I wanted one.
- Maybe I should move to LA.
- That filter makes her look plastic.
- Like.
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