“You were never my boyfriend.”

“It’s hard to impose a bedtime on yourself.” #zanetanicevicz

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@walkofshames @isaqbrito

“Update: since my period has still yet to start, I now await the arrival of Archangel Gabriel to inform me that I’m going to be the next Virgin Mary.” #merrychristmas

“Secretly hooking up with someone is exhausting.” @q.r.i.s.t.i.n.e

“Stats show that the average person has sex 89 times a year – looks like I’m in store for a wild December.” @walkofshames @q.r.i.s.t.i.n.e

“It’s not about how much fun you’re having at college, it’s about how much fun you can make other people think you are having at college. “

“Will you marry me? lol just asking for a friend.” @walkofshames @dritch

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#mta #latepass https://www.instagram.com/p/BawQ8jmllK_/

Splitwise App lets you share expenses. If your night-time activities are disturbing your neighbors, how much extra should you pay in rent (or how much should you spend on a gift to apologize)? The Loud Sex Calculator will help. Different Calculators also available. @walkofshameshop

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“I’ve been wearing this towel for two hours.”  @juliaweltchek

@walkofshames @adrn.pskn

“So according to #gameofthrones relationship advice, I need to go after a hot nephew.”  https://www.instagram.com/p/BYtyOwcFlXk/ 

@walkofshames @rastar119 

@zabivchivay

“​It‘s never over until one of you dies. I’m still dating all of my exes and I haven’t had sex with half of them in months.” #overheardnewyork  @walkofshames @yaonthemoon

“Ha, made you out of breathe again.” @thelizcarey

“Catch a Pokémon outside our store and get a free vibrator with any purchase. While supplies last.”  #pleasurechest #nyc @hiphopmike

#walkofshames @phiaphotography

 @carpethenight

“Your emotions are in a black box.” @walkofshames @krisssoonik 

“If you do the walk of shame can you pick up some milk and laundry detergent on your way in, please. Thanks.” #Mom #tfln

“Back in Brooklyn. Missed being part of an aggressive for no reason type community.” https://instagram.com/p/BHXbO_IDVOB/

“This is me taking a drunk nap.” @comedianstripper

“I wish you a little corner of my bed in the morning.”  @muhammadesfian

Walk of Shame Winery #homebrew @pmalk812

  
“We make jokes because we are afraid to take anything seriously. Because if we take it seriously they matter.” @walkofshames @kissesandmartini

“Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway.” – John Wayne  @luke_emma__

  
“Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom’s ‘dress up closet?!’ #tfln @imcoolwhatup #walkofshame 

“I get bored of people quick, but I can easily get drawn into you.
Just be genuine with me and see where it goes from there.”
#walkofshames #zoeygrossman @forloveandlemons

End of Summer. @walkofshames  @handsomecitizens  @gutterdust

Friend woke up fully dressed
with shoes from the night before,
says wow this is mildly convenient
puts on a scarf and leaves for brunch.

JOE: Fuck is a response for everything.

That feeling when you’re walking somewhere for sex.

“It’s nice to wake up
and not have to tell somebody
you love them when you don’t
anymore.”

Nothing says “I respect you” quite like a 2am “what’s up” text.