Met a guy who can name every state bug. He’s reciting them now instead of having sex. Good job. #walkofshames @wildfiresss

“We didn’t hook up but I got their Netflix password.” #walkofshames #yikyak

“So hard getting over someone you never had.”

@bansky

“Shoutout to the CVS guy who scanned my lube without judging me.” #yikyak walkofshames.com

“Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid?” #walkofshames #tfln

http://instagram.com/diamond_april

luvaj.com #walkofshame

TEXT MESSAGE: “Hey.”
TRANSLATION: I stopped conversing with you awhile ago because you wouldn’t have sex with me, but I’m about to try again.

#walkofshame #amanda_xxr

“Everyones getting in a relationship and I can’t even find my other sock.” #amanda_xxr #keinmag

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating on you, take him to the chicks front door and see if his wifi connects.

#walkofshames #yikyak

“It’s 3:25 am, left the guy I was hooking up with to go get some lucky charms.”

@walkofshames #yikyak

http://instagram.com/p/sAaSORlIii/

#PlanB #NYE #walkofshames #morningafter

@shoesanddrama

I’m really wet. Better bring rain boots.

http://www.gypsumstyle.com/

“I don’t understand how someone can just walk into your life and everything before them you forget.” -#yikyak

http://instagram.com/p/xJ1J7NupuB/

@baariksgallery

http://instagram.com/p/xBHpRlDuhc/

@walkofshamemoscow @dariamalygina

@Baanskyblog

@badgalriri

‘I fucked her brains out…for like eleven seconds.’
–The Wolf of Wall Street

via @sasha_melnychuk

‘My girlfriend asked me for some time and distance. I guess she wants to measure velocity.’
-#yikyak #walkofshame

‘Can’t tell the difference between #walkofshames and exam takers because everyone looks like shit.’
– #yikyak

@yalebreslin @sweetbabyjamie @boweryhotel

Porn gives you an unrealistic idea of how fast a plumber will come to your house. #walkofshames

“He can’t just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.” – #tfln

@graviinator

“Always be f*ckable: when standing in line at the bakery on a Sunday morning, buying champagne in the middle of the night or even picking the kids up from school. You never know.” – How to be Parisian (wherever you are)

‘People are not disposable.’ #walkofshames

She’s known sadness, and it’s made her kind. http://t.co/o3DXiNYXfk

http://instagram.com/p/tGgyiVupj7/

“Okay. I really need to get out of this
guys bed and get home. It’s two in
the afternoon. He’s not even here.”

CVS PHARMACIST: Why do you think you need PlanB?
CVS CUSTOMER: Cause there’s an egg hunt going on where it shouldn’t be.

Economics Major. @walkofshames
@elyseknowlzy @gooseberryintimates

Sunday. @walkofshames  @ginnyslim

Roller Coaster