@anita_michaely

Limited edition handcuff bracelet for men and women @HELMUTLANG

“The sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others.”

@TFLN: (717): You don’t marry someone you don’t want to fuck senseless this is 2015 dammit. #walkofshames

https://twitter.com/walksofshame/status/567391580336967680

“You don’t want to live your life and then meet someone. You want to share your life with someone.” -Rhianna

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“Who’d have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?” #tfln #walkofshame

#super8film #radialfiress

“People would take me seriously if I had a horse.” #yikyak #walkofshames

@wildxdaize #walkofshames

“Call off your ghost. Please.” #yikyak

@nytvideo: On #NationalPizzaDay, make the perfect pizza dough from scratch: http://t.co/dhzF2siQF8/s/MJGc http://t.co/kbBG0livfr/s/-yny

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@golden_barbie via @crumpmediaworks walkofshames.com

“This is not my ceiling.”

@wildfiresss

“Oh look a text about your dick, is it 2 am already?” walkofshames.com @vitacouture

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“I’m potentially being #cockblocked by #OldManWinter.” #groundhogday #walkofshame #6moreweeksofwinter http://instagram.com/kjulesk

#Postgame #SuperBowl #walkofshames @livefast_mag

“Some one night stands lasts for months all depends when you wake up.” #yikyak

@benbernschneider

@banksyblog

“I talked to the guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don’t even have a truck.” #robe #walkofshames #tfln @dwdaniellewood @jorgenovoajr @trejamcclish #smalltalk

“That gooood sex will trick your damn mind into thinking you’re in #love.” #walkofshames @kat_in_nyc

“What we do for love: those things endure. Even if the people don’t.” #CassandraClare via @na_sute #walkofshames #walkofshame @troprouge @morganelay #nyc

“Honestly, hook ups would be so much easier if we were transported to them.” walkofshames.com

@tk844 #walkofshames #moonboots #storm

“That moment when the guy you like finally wants to hook up but you’re on your period. ” #walkofshames #yikyak #porteavie #gooseberryintimates

“I should have kissed you?”

“I’d bang you against the closet so hard we’d end up in Narnia.”

“It’s hard to resist a bad girl who is a good woman. ” #walkofshame @pornaroid

“Nothing turns me on more than turning someone on.” #yikyak

Dogs should live forever.

“Sometimes you meet a person and you just click – you’re comfortable with them, like you’ve known them your whole life and you don’t have to pretend to be anyone or anything.”
@porteavie

“Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend.” #MartinLutherKingJr. #MLK #walkofshames #walkofshame

Met a guy who can name every state bug. He’s reciting them now instead of having sex. Good job. #walkofshames @wildfiresss

“We didn’t hook up but I got their Netflix password.” #walkofshames #yikyak

“So hard getting over someone you never had.”

@bansky

“Shoutout to the CVS guy who scanned my lube without judging me.” #yikyak walkofshames.com

“Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid?” #walkofshames #tfln

http://instagram.com/diamond_april

luvaj.com #walkofshame

TEXT MESSAGE: “Hey.”
TRANSLATION: I stopped conversing with you awhile ago because you wouldn’t have sex with me, but I’m about to try again.

#walkofshame #amanda_xxr

“Everyones getting in a relationship and I can’t even find my other sock.” #amanda_xxr #keinmag

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating on you, take him to the chicks front door and see if his wifi connects.

#walkofshames #yikyak

“It’s 3:25 am, left the guy I was hooking up with to go get some lucky charms.”

@walkofshames #yikyak

http://instagram.com/p/sAaSORlIii/

#PlanB #NYE #walkofshames #morningafter

@shoesanddrama

I’m really wet. Better bring rain boots.