“In another life. I think we would have made the same mistakes.”

“Someone left their corn in the women’s bathroom at Dulles International Airport” @spacej_me

Vladimir Caamano via @peopleparallelparking

https://www.artofbust.com/ https://www.krausegallery.com/

“stuck between i wanna love someone and i’m better off single.”

“Imagine listening to a love song and no one comes to mind.”

@andys_eyes

“Highly unfair that humans aren’t bioluminescent.”

“Imagine hating on me and I’m just outside trying to make friends with the birds with my bird whistle.” #starseedthug #makingfriendswithbirds

“Once a tshirt gets turned into a pajama top there’s no going back, can never wear it outside the house again.” @walkofshameshop

“How many animals did humans have to ride before realizing horses were okay with it?” 

“All happiness in the world arises out of wanting happiness for others.” #shantideva

“Can’t wait to like someone and not look stupid.”

“This experience is real and it’s going to happen to everybody.”

“Life is better in flip flops.”

Life put them in front of you to see if you were ready to overturn your tendencies toward illusion.”

“Ne cherchez plus mon cœeur; des monstres l’ont mangé.!” “Do not look for my heart any more, the beasts have eaten it. #CharlesBaudelaire

@aftermidnight

“There’s something sensual about taking off your socks.”

“She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush…and that he talked about me…not sure if I should be pissed or excited?”

https://stressed.quest/ #joydivision

“I’m pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation.“

#nickiminaj #spaghetti

“Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport.”

“Blue-footed boobies are aptly named, and males take great pride in their fabulous feet. During mating rituals, male birds show off their feet to prospective mates with a high-stepping strut. The bluer the feet, the more attractive the mate.” @Axaxia88

“I think this ice cream truck is following me.”

@walkofshameshop

“Don’t believe in this stuff

anymore

but I still

knock on wood and

wish on birds

just in case

a little magic

slips through.”

#videobuddah

#stephenwilsonjr

https://youtu.be/oi-sX9b28NA?feature=shared

“As is the case with love affairs, the romance of a vacation dies in logistics.”

https://youtu.be/c9Mrnt_akas?feature=shared

“Maybe optimism is something we have to apply daily, like moisturizer.” #carriebradshaw

“She did not need much, wanted very little. A kind word, sincerity, fresh air, clean water, a garden, kisses, books to read, shelter, a cosy bed, and to love and be loved in return.”

“Faith: not wanting to know what the truth is.” #Nietzsche

“And, after all the dust had settled, America suddenly realized it had been saved by a porn star. “ via @susanwestre #jdemsey

“The 47 bluetooth devices in my bedroom fighting for who gets to mind control me while I sleep.”

“Riding with the top down blasting the Games of Thrones audiobook.”

#RodneyNorman

“okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.”

“honestly, there’s alot of things I’m confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza.”

https://www.theperfectmagazine.com/

“The student with the worst grades should get to give a graduation speech too. Let us hear both sides.”

April 23 / National Take a Chance Day

“Tree pose, act natural.”

“Let us beware of common sense, sentiment, inspiration, and the obvious.” #Baudelaire