“Hey, can you hold my morals for me? I’m going to need two hands to drink tonight.”
Category Archives: @walkofshames
#aesthetic

New Podcast: Swan Songs
The last song Kurt Cobain performed before his death.
#crow
“Imagine a world where there’s like 30 other guys who look exactly like you and you all go everywhere together and you’re all constantly screaming. that’s what being a crow is like.”
#superlameballs
#euphoria
#pie
“No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was that good.”
VIDEO: #afterparty
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#efficiency

@hannezaruma
#games

#bear

#911

#systematic
“Before the first date, I try to determine the following: Does he make me smile? Is he down to go for a walk? Will he get on the phone? After the first date, I ask myself: Is he curious? Does he like himself? Is he kind? It’s a little crazy, imperfect and, yes, judgmental. My systematic approach may well be weeding out someone who could make me my happiest self. But the leaving-it-up-to-fate alternative of relying on chemistry, physical attraction and serendipity hasn’t led me to that person either.”
#nytimes (2018)
#real

#cosmos

VIDEO: #distraction
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#gif

#nothing

“And suddenly, I felt nothing.” Fight Club (1999)

#envy

“One day before breakfast, an orange rolled off the counter and escaped its fate, bouncing happily through the kitchen door. Filled with hope, the egg followed.”
#plants
#pie
“No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was that good.”
#pizza


#Friedkin
‘I personally believe that within each of us there are these forces of good and evil constantly battling for our souls, We all have a dark side and we all have a better side. The Exorcist’ is a metaphor for that.” #Friedkin R.I.P.
#oneday
“I wish that for just one day, everyone would say exactly what they wanted to say.” twitter.com/walksofshame/status/1687250838698250242
VIDEO: #whatsup
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“What’s up” ‘Scary Movie’ (2000)
dir: Keenen Ivory Wayans https://www.miramax.com/movie/scary-movie/
#so

#thestones
“When all else fails, listen to The Stones.”
#codes31
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#fungusabundance

#thingshavechanged
“I hurt easy, I just don’t show it / You can hurt someone and not even know it.” #BobDylan
#nikolatesla
“Practical transfer of energy without wires has an extraordinary importance for man.” #NikolaTesla Inventor of wireless technology and obsessed with pigeons.
VIDEO: #turntflaw
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VIDEO: #hydrate

#transition
“I made the transition from “still drunk” to hungover during Easter brunch.”
#people

people are not disposable
#nationalparkservice
“One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel. @NatlParkService
#fun
“Did you ever think of marrying just for fun?” #gonewiththewind #rhettbutler

#if
If you’re going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
VIDEO: unefemmemariée
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A Married Woman (1964) dir: Jean-Luc Godard
#suppose

I suppose it will all make sense some day.
#icecream

Thinking about you is like remembering I have ice cream in the freezer @gott_mesh
#otherhalf
Maybe your other half is not the one you love. Maybe it is you in another time yet in the same space.
VIDEO: #gallery
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MUSIC: #ohyeah
#offerings
“Those who venture to love so hard and to try so hard sometimes pick themselves up, ask themselves for forgiveness, and make offerings, too, of humility.” #leandramedinecohen
#constant

#freshair
god i love a good walk. look at all these trees. man is that a pinecone? hell ya. gonna awkwardly nod at passing strangers? dont mind if i do. nothin like some fresh air.

#commence
#conversation
– So what do you like to do for fun?
– Transmute negative energy.
#text
“Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?” #tfln
VIDEO: #pilgrim
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#city
The city has a certain way of making you feel content and lonely all at the same time.
#before

I think we met before? #35mmfilm
#queen
Love is not a game of chess. The queen doesn’t sacrifice herself for the king.
#limit

The moment when the missing becomes your biggest enemy and you have to tell yourself you’re not mad you’re lonely and the loneliness will end. Until then, you just have to limit the damage. Photo: #reneandradka
#university

Columbia University (1945) #StanleyKubrick
#sense

Think of the things you’ve done in the past. And ask yourself ‘have I done worse?’ If u answer yes. It’s perfectly ok.
VIDEO: #littlethings
“The little things not expectations…”. ‘The Sun Is Shining Down’ www.jjgrey.com https://youtu.be/J3RYJkLH2AY
#bath

#humper
#earthday

“People have forgotten they’re a part of nature too.” Dreams (1990) dir: Akira Kurosawa #earthday
VIDEO: #lightenup
#become

“Don’t become who hurt you.” @fatedmagazine @jangwaan @filmargo
VIDEO: #threelittlebirds (nsfw)
Intruder wants to mate with her, but she calls for her man and he comes home. #reddit #threelittlebirds
#aprilfoolsday

“The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” #richardfeynman
VIDEO: #farmersmarket
#turnup

MUSIC: #prince
#dilemma

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is she was sitting next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to.”
@ka8thegr8

#haiku
And for a second
the stupidest part of me
thought you felt the same.
VIDEO: #nobodylovesnoone
Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game


