Rap lyrics that never were:

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“I’ve slept with a moderate amount of women.” 

“Come to think of it, I’m not really an ass guy.”  

“I make a reasonable middle class salary.”       

“I bought my car for its 5 star safety rating.” 

“One chain is enough, thanks.” 

Walkofshames.com

#massacre

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“The girl next to me just went on a Tinder left swipe massacre. Let’s take a moment of silence for our fallen brothers.” @yikyak #Stanford

#gift

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“The greatest gift you can give someone is the space to be his or herself, without the threat of you leaving.” #kai walkofshames.com  @kissesandmartini

#bestfriend

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  “You’re not talking any sense into me? You’re cheering me on to disaster”    “…Is that not half the reason I’m your best friend in the first place?” #tfln2 #walkofshame @kissesandmartini

#avocado

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 “Every time he Instagrams something with the caption ‘avocado’ it means he’s booty calling me.” 

walkofshames.com #tfln #matthewcomer #offtherailsmag #alsmith91

#unfamiliar

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 “I seem to have fallen into a monogamous relationship. My surroundings appear to be very unfamiliar yet stable. Details to come.” #jeremiahdamien #yikyak walkofshames.com

#control

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“The one thing you can control is how you treat yourself. And that one thing can change everything.” @kissesandmartini walkofshames.com 

#can

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  “Whether you can or you can’t just remember that you actually can. But sometimes can’t.” walkofshames.com @simplechaoss

#kissing

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 “There’s a difference between kissing someone because they’re attractive and kissing someone because words can no longer accurately express feelings for the person.” #walkofshames @galaxysouls @waiting.vogue walkofshames.com

@livvperez

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“Am I the only one who melts when a guy says “come here” like it’s so simple and innocent yet so demanding and possessive. omg”  walkofshames.com