“He fucks better than he looks.”  walkofshames.com

 “Nothing like tofu, brown rice and kale before a night of sex, pizza and chemicals.”  @sadgirljune walkofshames.com 

  
 “Remember that guy who went to Puerto Rico without his wife? The hotel offered him another trip – with his wife.” via reddit  walkofshames.com

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 “Heel boy.” @dannijo shoes @saks online  #emilheels walkofshames.com

 “I’m not sure if I love you, but I don’t want to lose you.” @karrueche walkofshames.com

  “I saw her last night and she was smiling and laughing…I could see it in her eyes she was glad to see me…it was the same exact look when we first met…I could tell the love was still there…but I could also see the fear…I wish she wasn’t afraid of me…but I fucked that up…I shouldn’t of took her for granted.” #walkofshames @wildfiresss #poetrytexts walkofshames.com

 #throughthelookingglass @david__m__watts walkofshames.com

 “In the Full Moon light of May, the flowers are said to grow at night calling it #Flowermoon – the light creates an intense energy that sheds light on everything hidden and kept away, bringing awareness to deep emotions and inner passions.” #Fullmoon  @hideyohyomoto walkofshames.com

@jessicakes33 @_jblaze_

  
“Why do girls blame cheating on the other woman? If he was cheating on you is it really hard to believe that he was lying to me.”

@reica_porscha @breg75 

   
The Drunk Texting Survival Guide: http://viewthevibe.com/survive-drunk-texting-damage-control/ @viewthevibe @hideyohyomoto walkofshames.com

“I think the reason she hasn’t text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands.” #textfromlastnight #marvel #avengers  #walkofshames

  “I think my Guardian Angel drinks.” #lunch live Hawaiian Music @elliegoulding walkofshames.com

Good morning #london @natasholpy

@glowsociety Glowvolution.com https://instagram.com/p/1on6gOrL2_/

 “So it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.” #tfln walkofshames.com

@kelliemastwijk @adridol

“I cut myself peeling an apple. This would never happen with a cupcake.” @kelliemastwijk

“An intelligent, beautiful woman with a dirty-mind that makes you laugh non-stop.” walkofshames.com @nenthe

#Security @ricagudelo

“You’re either a Bootycall or you’re early in the alphabet.” @g_eazy

“We are all connected; To each other, biologically. To the earth, chemically. To the universe, atomically.” 

Eco-friendly @loveo_

@schnecke158

“If I leave before you wake up it never happened.” 

@theloversanddriftersclub

“The May flowers better be the shit.”  @cream_style

“They went their separate ways. He went right and she went left; but they forgot the world is round.”

“Nobody cleans their room faster than a guy expecting a girl to come over.” #yikyak @wooodss_

#RecordStoreDay April 18 Third Saturday in April celebrating record stores. #rsd2015 http://www.recordstoreday.com/Venues#rufusrecordings

#cheadsmagazine

 “Find yourself then come find me.”

How to do the walk of shame with style via vogue.com  http://www.vogue.com/13255180/date-night-morning-after-walk-of-shame/?mbid=social_facebook

“People who don’t understand your silence will never understand your words.”                                   @wooodss_

“The anticipation of planned sex is so fun.” @ill.be.your.mirror

Squirt. The Thirst Quencher. Caffeine Free. @davidmushegain @erinwasson

@amal_leyla #walkofshames

“Everyone and everything is interconnected in this universe.  Enjoy.”

“Being single is sometimes like being on a roller coaster that doesn’t move.” 

“That moment when you look at your Best Friend and you realize you’re both legends.” #coachella2015 @theloversanddriftersclub

#VIDEO @LykkeLi #coachella #awesome #cover #drake http://t.co/Wks9P6QsnE pic.twitter.com/9q27AnZPsa

— walksofshame (@walksofshame) April 13, 2015

#Lykkeli  Covers Drake @CoachellaLive2015

“Should I wear this flower crown or this flower crown.” #coachella2015 

“Must get more fringe.” #Coachella @theloversanddriftersclub

“I’m not packing any clothes. I’m only packing baby wipes, dry shampoo and deodorant.” #Coachella2015 #Coachella #love #live #music @nofutureskateboards

“Every time we fight we bake each other a cake.”

  “Ha, I made you out of breathe again.” #walkofshames @mrmikerosenthal @carolinevreeland @xoxothemag walkofshames.com

@vintage.panda 

“Sensitive people are the most genuine and honest people you will ever meet. They don’t want to hurt others its against their very nature. They always want to make amends but often end up hurting themselves in the long run. They are angels with broken wings that only fly when loved.” 

@velleitiie @walkofshames @lesparisiennesdumonde

“Important encounters are planned by the souls long before the bodies see each other.” -Paulo Coelho  @photogenicsla  

  “Sometimes I miss what we almost had.” #walkofshame @whoisthisssss @_alexandrawho

@boylesimone @juliacecilia



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Miss Night Wanderer.

https://porkandgin.com/ingredients/the-pineapple-sex-test/

“Studies show eating a decent amount of tropical fruit goodness from a Pineapple…https://porkandgin.com/ingredients/the-pineapple-sex-test/ walkofshames.com @key_d_boon

“Stop pretending she is me.” @beautifulbizarremagazine

 “Alcohol only makes a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior not morals.”  @_iheartedmevents_



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“Before you marry someone, ask yourself: Will they be a good killing partner during the zombie apocalypse?”

@grunge.sex__







”She rode me so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St. Patricks Day.” 

#Luck #tfln #walkofshame #walkofshames #march #lucky @porteavie



#Sunshine

@sophievandenakker